Google keeps sending the penis searches this way but I gotta say the first one in this month’s list is my favorite so far. In addition, people searching the clue to an online crossword puzzle celebrating Black History Month have lifted this site to a #2 Google rank for the second search listed below and a slight variation of it. The crossword puzzle itself is the #1 rank. Here’s this month’s winners:
dick is short for richard because of their penises
he was given the nickname count for his unique yet progressive piano playing
road rage sioux falls road rage
tommy chong get clean shampoo
poem vonnegut daily show liberal crap
pat metheny god delusion
gannett real life real news
If you play a tune and a person don’t tap their feet, don’t play the tune.
Count Basie