Friday Follies 1.18

North Korea has amended its constitution. In inimitable North Korean style, the “contents of the revision have not been made public” by its government.

“Miss California USA officials want Carrie Prejean to repay $5,200 they say she borrowed to have her breasts augmented last year.”

But that may not top this: Defective Underwear Causes Penis Pain.

A 29-year-old Virginian man has been charged “with the crime of making coffee in the nude — in his own home.”

Some free legal advice. If you’re looking for an assistant, do not include in the job requirements that “you would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together sometimes separate.” And you would think a lawyer wouldn’t need this advice.

If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

P.J. O’Rourke, Give War a Chance

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