Sorry that the bag containing your deceased mother’s personal effects also contained a bag with her brain in it.
A Japanese woman is suing a Google search of her address brought up a photo of her underwear hanging out on her veranda.
How Not To Conduct A Job Interview 101: “A nurse claims the chairman of a hospital’s surgery department injected her with ‘truth serum’ during a job interview, then ‘pulled his pants down … and injected himself in the groin area,’ proceeded to ask her about her sexual fantasies, and offered her $1,000 to strip.”
Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.
H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy