Friday Follies 2.39

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is running its annual poll on the most ridiculous lawsuit of the year. Several appeared in this year’s editions of the Follies. (via)

Sorry that the bag containing your deceased mother’s personal effects also contained a bag with her brain in it.

People don’t need additional evidence for the Lawyers are Assholes epithet. (He also earned a “worst hockey dad ever” label from Puck Daddy.)

A Japanese woman is suing a Google search of her address brought up a photo of her underwear hanging out on her veranda.

How Not To Conduct A Job Interview 101: “A nurse claims the chairman of a hospital’s surgery department injected her with ‘truth serum’ during a job interview, then ‘pulled his pants down … and injected himself in the groin area,’ proceeded to ask her about her sexual fantasies, and offered her $1,000 to strip.”

California man gives new meaning to the phrase, “Serenity Now.” (via)

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.

H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy

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