First, I will ackowledge stealing this idea from Vonnegut’s Asshole (and that’s a sentence that is incapable of sounding quite right). It occasionally looks at some of the, shall we say, odd search terms that bring viewers to the site. While I still get plenty of hits from searches like those using “Stephanie Herseth” and words like lesbian, hottie, boyfriend or naked, those aren’t the ones that leave me scratching my head.
Although I’m not positive how all of them led people to this blog, here’s a list of 10 recent interesting queries and my responses in case the searchers return. I am hoping to make this a regular (or irregular) feature. Please note that quotes are my own. If the searcher put terms or phrases in quotes, that will be shown by single quotes within the search phrase.
GOOGLE SEARCH: “circle jerk pictures”
GOOGLE SEARCH: “ron branson jail insane”
MAMMA METASEARCH: “9th Amendment Meaning apply to child molesters”
GOOGLE SEARCH: “wife have 7 month pregnant want a abortion”.
GOOGLE (SWITZERLAND) SEARCH: “she’s lie wind music”
GOOGLE (CANADA) SEARCH: “medical testing for pregnancy first 16 percent then 29 then 49 does it mean i could be pregnant”
GOOGLE SEARCH: “what would happen if you dropped a junior mint into someone during surgery”
GOOGLE SEARCH: “Tim’s grandfather’s son is Mike’s dad”
GOOGLE SEARCH: “Compare and Contrast Jimi Hendrix and Carlos Santana”
YAHOO SEARCH: “annual fatalities from running with scissors”
If you follow every dream
You might get lost
“The Painter,” Neil Young, Prairie Wind