Happy Festivus!

In the immortal words of Frank Costanza in describing the “holiday” he invented, “There must be a better way.”

May your Festivus pole have a very high strength to weight ratio, the grievances against you not too extreme, and the feats of strength painless yet amazing. A few Festivus miracles wouldn’t hurt either.

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!

Frank Costanza

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