Search term follies – Part 2

Here’s the second installment of search term follies. The “winners” this time around:

GOOGLE SEARCH: can you make your husband carry a fetus in his womb

Since the womb is the uterus and men do not have them, I believe the answer is no. If men did have wombs, though, I believe there would be far fewer men supporting any absolute bans on abortion.

GOOGLE SEARCH: Dave Kranz Old Fart

Now I know Dave is older than me but now that I have now reached the half century mark my perspective on who is or is not an “old fart” seems to have changed.

GOOGLE SEARCH: “sioux falls” “old people”

Evidently, they needed to broaden their search beyond Dave Kranz.

GOOGLE (AUSTRALIA) SEARCH: defeat sheriff lucas buck

Sorry, answering that question either yes or no might be considered a spoiler for American Gothic. Just remember, that’s Buck — with a B.

GOOGLE SEARCH: killing unborn child fashion

My kids watch Project Runway but have never mentioned anyone coming up with this line. My guess is any such fashion line would not be a big seller.

GOOGLE SEARCH: ocean is not a liberal

As far as I know, none of the oceans or other geological features of the planet have declared their political leanings.

GOOGLE SEARCH: prog hottie

Not here.

GOOGLE SEARCH: define this sentence I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

While I’m not sure it’s capable of definition, I do not they haven’t always worked for me.

GOOGLE SEARCH: catholics assassinated pat tillman

Perhaps this search is by the same person who thinks drugs, violence or insanity always work.

YAHOO SEARCH: example of progressive- report letter format(philippines)

Sorry. I’m on the prairie, not in the Philippines so I can’t help.

GOOGLE (CANADA) SEARCH: the religion of the Prairie Ecozone

While no one I know calls this the “Prairie Ecozone,” there’s plenty of religion to go around here. In fact, too much for my tastes. So if you’re looking for prairie and religion, this is the right place geographically but probably not the blog you want.

Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

“Lawyers, Guns and Money,” Warren Zevon, Excitable Boy

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