Like a corkscrew to my heart

I don’t watch much TV but tonight it brought me true pain and a sign Armageddon is approaching. Not only is Bob Dylan’s song “Love Sick” being used in a Victoria’s Secret ad, Bob himself makes an appearance. The CEO of Victoria’s Secret offers the only explanation that makes any sense: “We asked him to be in the commercials and he said yes, he would gladly go off to Venice with the supermodels.”