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Midweek Music Moment: Frank Zappa and “Smoke on the Water”

Despite his extraordinary talent and lengthy career, Frank Zappa doesn’t have a song on Rolling Stone‘s list of the 500 greatest songs of all time. He does, however, deserve some credit, so to speak, for the song that came in at No. 426, “Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple.

Propelled by a rudimentary guitar riff, the song recounts events members of Deep Purple observed on Dec. 4, 1971, the night before they were going to start a new recording with a Rolling Stones mobile studio in Switzerland. Here’s the story as told by the song’s lyrics.

We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn’t have much time

Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
When some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky

As the song indicates, Zappa and the Mothers of Invention were performing at the Casino de Montreux on the shore of Lake Geneva that night. Here’s part of Zappa’s recounting of the story in his quasi-autobiography, The Real Frank Zappa Book:

In the middle of Don Preston’s synthesizer solo on “King Kong,” the place suddenly caught fire. Somebody in the audience had a bottle rocket or Roman candle and fired it into the ceiling, at which point the rattan covering started to burn…. There were between twenty-five hundred and three thousand kids packed into the room — well over capacity.

Since more kids were outside, trying to get in, the organization had cleverly chained the exit doors shut.

Fortunately, the crowd began filing out through the front door and a roadie smashed a plate glass window off to the side of the stage for people to escape. According to Zappa, the building’s heating system exploded a few minutes later and the entire building burned to the ground. Luckily, there were only minor injuries but the band, in the midst of a sold-out tour, lost all its equipment.

There’s no doubt the episode was history making for Deep Purple. “Smoke on the Water” appeared on the band’s 1972 album, Machine Head. Not only would that be their bestselling album, the song became the band’s immediately recognizable signature piece. How popular did the song become? There are reports that a London guitar store posted a sign saying, “Absolutely, under no circumstances at all are customers allowed to play Stairway to Heaven, Sweet Child of Mine or Smoke on the Water while trying out guitars.”

Zappa makes no mention of Deep Purple or “Smoke on the Water” in his book. But then, things didn’t really go much better for him when the Mothers tour resumed. While playing the encore for the first of two London shows on December 10, a fan ran on stage and knocked Zappa into the orchestra pit. Zappa fell 15 feet and suffered cuts to his chin and head, damaged his larynx, broke a rib and a leg and had a paralyzed arm. “The band thought I was dead,” wrote Zappa, who spent a month in the hospital and a year in a cast or wheelchair.

No wonder when Zappa’s manager later reported to a newspaper that Zappa was fully conscious, he also said Zappa was “really pissed off.” But Zappa’s ’71 tour certainly paid dividends for Deep Purple.


You’d be surprised how well people who speak only French can understand you when it’s a matter of life and death.

Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

Tuesday Thingers: Most popular book

What’s the most popular book in your [Library Thing] library? Have you read it? What did you think? How many users have it?

Mine is George Orwell’s 1984, which another 23,068 Library Thing members have as of the writing of this post. It ranks 11th overall on Library Thing. (Seven of the top eight spots are Harry Potter books which we have at home but I consider to belong to my kids. And I must no longer have my copy of No. 7, The Da Vinci Code.)

Personally, I prefer having 1984 as my most popular book over the others. I’ve read it at least three times and not only is it among my Desert Island Books, it is the book I would save if I could only save one for future generations.


And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth.

George Orwell, 1984

Musing Mondays: Christmas reading

With the holiday season now upon us, how does it affect your reading? Do you have more, or less, time to read at Christmas? Do you read Christmas themed/related books?

The only change I see comes from any related days off work. Of course, some of that time is spent with family activities and the like but they still usually provide some additional reading time.

Given that I am convinced Christmas starts far too early (around or before Halloween any more) and is far far too commercialized, I don’t read Christmas related books. In fact, the last book I recall reading that was even remotely related to a Christmas theme was a book about Festivus that I disliked.


You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Claus!

Fiorello (Chico Marx), A Night at the Opera

December Bibliolust

Even with Christmas gifts on the horizon, the lust list is short this month. I think that’s because I’m somewhat overwhelmed by the growth in my “to be read” stacks. That said, there are a couple items that caught my eye:

The Archivist’s Story, Travis Holland — Although it came out last year, I’ve seen this novel about repression and censorship in Stalinist Russia praised at a few different sites recently so picked it up on a recent trip to the library.

The Forgotten Man: A New History of the Great Depression, Amity Shlaes — I think current economic conditions lead to my interest in this book, recently released in paperback. An appearance by the author on The Daily Show didn’t hurt either.

Liberation: Being the Adventures of the Slick Six After the Collapse of the United States of America, Brian Slattery — Current events also probably influence my interest in this SF work predicated on the U.S. having fallen into economic chaos.

As for prior months, here’s the current report:

November: I read, but wasn’t overly impressed with Jose Saramago’s Death with Interruptions while I bought Ferenc Karinthy’s Metropole, only to have it end up in the to be read stack. Meanwhile, I still am on the “hold” list for the library copy of The Best Game Ever: Giants vs. Colts, 1958, and the Birth of the Modern NFL. Both Prescription for a Superior Existence by Josh Emmons and Society without God: What the Least Religious Nations Can Tell Us About Contentment by Phil Zuckerman remain on the wish list as neither the library nor the local B&N has them.

October: Last week I finally got Nothing to Be Frightened Of by Julian Barnes. I also read and reviewed I Hate New Music: The Classic Rock Manifesto.

September: I started Mikhail Bulgakov’s White Guard but got waylaid.


We read books to find out who we are.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Weekend Edition: 11-29

Random Observations

Far more accurate than Black Friday: National Day of Greed.

I know this may be getting repetitious but The Big Picture is undoubtedly and consistently one of the best sites on the internet. This week: Mumbai, the Space Station and the Congo. Go. Appreciate. Be awed.

Bookish Linkage

The NYT 100 notable books of the year is out. I’ve read four of the 48 fiction titles (with one currently being read) abut only one of the 52 nonfiction titles (although I have another checked out from the library).

Add this scholar’s actions to the list of things we’ll never understand.

Amazon’s blog interviews Chad Post of Open Letter.

The UK actually has something called World Book Day. Although not until next March, for the second year in a row there’s a site called Spread the Word that has 50 titles publishers suggested deserved a wider audience.

Thirty-seven Penguin Group authors give their gift lists.

Esquire takes a different approach to holiday book lists, giving us the worst of the worst from the Christmas bookshelf.

Nonbookish Linkage

A private enterprise bailout: TypePad offers a free Journalist Bailout Program.

Most truthful blog quote of the week: “To be honest, if you didn’t read any blogs for a month you really wouldn’t miss anything.”\

Along those same lines, I think there’s a lot of bloggers out there who need to give serious consideration to adopting the Slow Blogging Manifesto.


Ours is a culture based on excess, on overproduction; the result is a steady loss of sharpness in our sensory experience.

Susan Sontag, Against Interpretation: And Other Essays