Sometimes the headlines (and subheads) say it all:
Man caught nude in truck uses the “explosive diarrhea” defense.
Woman Calls 911, Says Boyfriend Won’t Marry Her
Same Person Called 911 Saying She Couldn’t Find Car (Via.)
Giant Breathalyzer Found Drunk in Ohio.
Man stabs himself so he doesn’t have to go to his job at Blockbuster.
“Sorry, Teach, I Forgot My Homework… At the House I Robbed”.
How many fools does it take to make up a public?
Nicolas Chamfort, Maximes et pensées
